acquisitions.com / autonomous
2 or 3 install spots · this month
Last 90 days · we cut 80% of the team · crossed $1B

We replaced most of our team with autonomous AI employees — and revenue went up.

Last 90 days at acquisitions.com we cut 80% of our team. Revenue went up. Profit went up more. And we crossed $1B in buy & sell transactions through the company. Watch the short video — then if it makes sense, take the 2-minute AI audit and apply for one of the install spots this month.

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-80%
headcount cut in 90 days
$1B+
buy & sell transactions crossed
24/7
AI employees · no payroll

What we actually do at acquisitions.com

We run a buy-and-sell business that's crossed $1B in transactions — and over the last 90 days we replaced most of the work itself with a team of autonomous AI employees. Not chatbots. Not copilots. Workers that own entire roles.

Sales & MarketingContent, outbound, replies, pipeline, follow-up
Client Success & SupportTickets, onboarding, upsells, retention
Operations & AdminScheduling, reporting, documents, reconciliation
Finance & BookkeepingCategorization, invoicing, chase-ups

This month we're installing part or all of the same AI team into 2 or 3 businesses. Sometimes it's the whole team. Sometimes it's just 1 or 2 agents targeted at the biggest bottleneck. We figure out which on the first call. I think we can save most businesses at least $50,000 a year in payroll. If we don't, you don't pay.